Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Falls and Poopy Pants!!!


We did not receive a letter from Parker on the normal Monday morning. Waited all day and nothing, then we received it on Tuesday afternnoon. Love this boy, and Monday just wasn't quite the same. But so relieved to know that he is doing great and had an enjoyable day at the water falls yesterday and got to re-unite with his old companion Elder Delgadillio. Warning***Parker tells it like it is, but I thought it was quite funny myself, so if you can't handle his uncensored version, probably shouldn't read!

Mom,
ya we know who the new mission president is but i forgot his name, he comes in july, pres. tavares told us that foz and cascavel will stay in our mission still, he recieved wrong info, on july first our mission will get a new pres. hes from sao paulo and is the stake president there right now, thats all i remember. his name will be in the next ensign or the july ensign or something. pres tavares is crazy right now though cause he knows hes in his last days.
   i said i got the other package but this one with the wart burner i still havent recieved yet. it should probably come this week.
   nobodys gotten there visas yet, theyll all probably show up after im gone or towards the end of my mission.
  i dont know what day i return, they buy our plane ticket for us about 6 months before we go home so wait 3 more months and you should know.
  thanks for all the words of encouragement. its cool to hear what everyones doing, i didnt know that cambria was dancing or i just forgot but thats awesome that shes involved in something! love that girl!
   so this week was pretty exciting, sunday after sacrament meeting we baptized this 15 year old girl that is the daughter of a man that is inactive in the church. she does modeling and she is basically what everyone thinks that brazilian girls look like. i finally baptized a pretty girl, one of my goals!!! then after the baptism we went to the west city bus station and we were sitting on the bench looking at the pics from the baptism when all the sudden out of nowhere i pooped my pants. i didnt have to fart or poop and all the sudden everything was released. badly. i immediately ran to the bathroom which is terribly kept. i found that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom entirely so elder beaudoin and the other elders had to round together what they had to help me. they brought me napkins and lens wipers. ya know what youd use for glasses to clean the prints and grime off. i cleaned myself up but it was still really bad because it had seaped through and my but was wet and i smelled really bad. so elder beaudoin had to walk behind me the whole time so people couldnt see my backside. then we took the bus and ate lunch in a members home cause lunch is the big meal in brazil and i had a poopy but the whole time but thankfully we ate outside so nobody smelled anything. then i asked her to give me a ride home because i was sick so she gave us all a ride and i destroyed my pants and my underwear. i remember when elder carrell was telling me that everyone that serves in south american missions poops themselves. he truly is a prophetic elder huh haha
  but in the midst of all this madness we got a call from the zone leaders that president tavares was going to take the foz do iguaçu and cascavel zones to go and see the IGUAÇU  waterfalls for p-day!!! so pres. tavares took us to the waterfalls and theyre awesome! there so massive and powerful! elder delgadillo is in foz so i got to just hang out with him all day, its been six months since ive seen his shining face! i got a ton of photos and videos! so basically the last 3 days have been the best ever, baptism and the waterfalls all in two days, nothing better!!! haha on the way here elder beaudoin was making fun of this elder in our mission and how he used to walk so he started to immitate this one elders walk and right when he took the first step his foot got caught in this hole and he tripped and ate it right in the middle of central! it was so funny hahahaha i love this elder! he looked like he just passed out all the sudden o man it was rich!
   i have two pin drives now of a ton of photos and videos! one of the last six months of my mission that is super good and one of the waterfalls and you all are not getting any of them until i get the photos of young woman that i asked for. im sick of this, i ask and i ask but it takes so long to give me what i want the most. all i want is an email full of photos of young woman that i used to know. when i get that email, (at least 12 photos) then ill send one of the pin drives, second, i want to write heather dockstader, but i dont have her mission address in alabama, and when i get that then ill send the other hard drive, but until then ye shall recieve nothing! and thats the way its gonna be! love you all!
       - Elder Bennett


love you too dad, i dont have time either these last couple days have been really fun and hectic, have fun at work, i have my tri monthly interview with president tavares in about an hour so cant stay long, love ya!
           - Elder Bennett

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