Friday, March 29, 2013

MARCH MADNESS!!


 Mom,
thank you so much for the pictures! im gonna baptize so many young men with those pictures!!!! game over son!!!
   i know you do stuff mom, just not the stuff i ask. ;D
  i had no idea that the Lord was sending me into a black hole! this whole entire zone of maringá is super unexcited! im sick of this! all these people are like o we didnt baptize this week, too bad. im gonna start flippin tables and castin them out of my zone from all this righteous fury im feeling these days. forget everyone else, everyman for themselves, ima put the team on my back! actually through Jesus were gonna baptize more. so im gonna throw everyone on my back and then im jumpin on Jesuss back and Hes gonna take us to the baptismal font. i showed up here thinking this was a good city cause the church is strong here. the first two weeks in cascavel i baptized more people then this whole zone entirely, 8 sets of missonaries, have baptized in the whole month! and still to this day, as we speak in the month of march elder beaudoin and i baptized more then this whole zone! this is march madness mom!!! MARCH MADNESS!!! there should be 8 year old children being baptized in this zone!!! this is the month of march, pres. tavares said he wants 200 baptisms this month, we give him 200 then! all i know is that the next time i get to speak in front of all the missionaries from this zone, the sisters are gonna have to paint on everyones eyebrows from the flames that i preach! im just gonna turn into a dragon next time i go in front of everyone and burn them all!
  you see what happens when i get frustrated, i start rambling on about random things that wont happen. next time i go in front of everyone ill probably start crying from the spirit and the dissapointment i feel. either way, this zone will start baptizing.
  my address for letters is:
                                        Elder Bennett
                                      Rua Emilio Beltrami Filho 548B
                                      Parque da Gavia
                                 87053-337              Maringá- PR
                                            Brazil
and my address for boxes is:
                                           Clarice Da Silva Oliveira/ Elder Bennett
                                            Rua Pion. José Lourenço Santos 593B
                                            Parque Da Gavia
                                  87053-335                    Maringá- PR
                                            Brazil
have fun in your life mom!
    love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 -Elder Bennett
p.s. i loved the pics, keep them coming!!!! 

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