Monday, July 30, 2012

We are the SHIZ!!


Mom,

if you had a loved one that was standing on train tracks and you saw the train coming would you push them off the train tracks?                             but what if they didnt want to go? what if they wanted to sit there and let the train hit them, but you knew that you could over power them in the moment and throw them out of the way, would you throw them out of the way or would you let them choose to take there life away by a train right in front of your eyes?
        its the same with baptism. Jesus Christ said that people that arent baptized cannot enter into the kingdom of heaven. with that being said, i chuck people in the water and baptize them! people build a bridge of sins that certainly doesnt go to Heaven, and they cant cross over that bridge alone, so i push them off the bridge into the water below, and i baptize them!!! if you would throw someone off train tracks to save there mortal life, then why would you not do all in your power to throw them into the water, even if against there will, to save there spiritual life? the mortal life will only happen for so long, but our spiritual life will be forever.
        so thats what i did, i threw an 11 year old girl in the water this week. she didnt really wanna be baptized nor did her mom want her to because shes only 11 but we passed by there saturday night and God gave us a miracle. her grandma is some crazy evangelical church lady who loves to scream and shout like crazy pastors, i instantly connected with her. i met her that night cause shes from another city and i just used the technique that the apostle paul uses when he preaches to the corinthinians, adapt to who you teach. haha i was saying everything was a miracle and that she needed to be baptized and the grandma started going crazy about baptism. she was in the little girls face screaming, " you will be baptized tomorrow and were gonna take pictures! in the name of Jesus you will be baptized!" i was in the background yelling "amen!" amen! then i started talking about how God put her here this day so she could see her grandaughters baptism and it was a miracle. (actually we had been praying for a miracle and this really was it!) but when the g mama heard miracle and that she was involved in it. it was over, that little girl didnt stand a chance, we left that house to a physcho grandma screaming " thank you Jesus! thank you Jesus! my granbaby will be baptized tomorrow!!!" and i baptized Danyelli the next day, thanks to the craziest evangelical grandma of all time. if she ever comes to town again, im baptizing her also, giving her the priesthood and im doing a division with her, and were baptizing everybody and there moms.
 took this homeboy to church, hes got a family, do i smell a family baptism this sunday???
  get me the address to the ctm please!
     its also been 6 weeks since i got a letter. thanks for the love everybody! theres brazilian elders that have families that live in huts that have gotten letters since then!
  me and elder luchman went to this crazy spiritualist meeting, i snapped a real quick footage of these crazy people on my camera, your all gonna love it, and then people started freaking out cause i was filming so we jetted out of there before they sacrificied us to there gods. and i havent gotten the package yet. o ya my zone baptized 47 this month, the old record was 28, we are the SHIZ. (as in Shiz the man from the book of mormon, more specifically the book of Ether who has an army that kills everyone in his path like our zone that baptizes everyone in our paths. ;D)  ( Ether 14:18) catholics knees shake when we arrive!
                               - Elder Parker

  thanks for everything dad, the elect are hearing the words of the Lord and they are following. things have changed for me as a missionary, its time to start throwing people in the water and baptizing them! we met this guy last week and he is married and has a twelve year old little girl. we took him and his daughter to church this week and i hope we can baptize them as a family this sunday. there really welcoming and told us they have been searching for the true church now for a long time. he is a very nice man. he gave us a ride home so thats a good sign that he respects us and wants to learn more. im really excited for there family, because ive still never baptized a family as a whole on my mission and he has a lot of potential to be a good leader here in the church. 
Keep the prayers coming!

                         -Elder Parker

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