Monday, July 9, 2012

Raise someone from the Dead!


hey mom,
   i dinnt mention if anything got stolen because im good, and i dont need anything. my zune got stolen and they tried to steal my camera but it fell out of there bag and we found it on the ground. i like to think an angel knocked it out :) but they did get the charger and the link cable for the computer for it, but i already bought a new charger and i dont send any photos by email anyways so i dont need the cable.

I GOT THE PACKAGE. THANK YOU. thats so much easier and faster to just send it to a members home huh mom. i hope that my package arrived in londrina, i still havent heard anything. the jam oozed out all over everything, except the journal. i like to think an angel licked the jounal clean of strawberry jam. :) haha but seriously though thanks very much for the stuff. i dont know if the two tapes had things you all recorded or you wanted me to record things, either way i tried to listen for something on them and there was nothing, so me and elder zioli recorded one when i made 7 months out here. the honey candies were delicious and me and my comp ate the dried mangos in 3 days. licked the bag clean. i do love dried mangos. were they from tammy and todd? cause i dont know who else on this planet that knows ive got an addiction to dried mangos besides them. cause i always ate theres hehe!!!

shout out to grandma viola who writes me a letter once a week. because of her love for me, she has found a place in the celestial kingdom of my heart. i dont want you friends and relatives of the outer darkness of my heart to think, o well i have a life elder parker, not all of us are serving missions and living in the missionary world ya know. i got things to do these days, kids, jobs, school, dating tons of chicks (dakota), and etc. thats the problem right there, you all have a life. your life needs to become revolved around my LIFE. 

i saw my facebook also at lucass house, its a good thing you didnt make me look like im a middle aged woman. alex boye and motab choir, i like alex boye, and i may be a missionary but i still dont listen to motab. ya i know there really good but at the same time they arent. and all my friends are your friends, i saw people on there i dont know if ive ever met in my life. and elder zioli already calls me superbad enough, that michael cera missionary lookin picture just aint cuttin it, wheres the photos from the mission?

riley got most improved player huh? so he went from sucks to average... next year MVP!!!  (meme, nothings ever good enough older brother) its like crazy asian dad but basically with older brothers... i think only blake, dakoty and riley will understand that.

landon coming to visit the family around the same time he needs something, that never happens...
tell blake i said everyone here in brazil loves slipknot. no joke they really do.

 me and elder carrell are in the same zone. that zone he was talking about was my zone too. vamo pra cima apucarana!!!!
 ya our zone baptized another 12 yesterday, i think we´ll just break the record we just set last month. :)
our baptisms fell for this week. one couldnt give up coffee and the other is a ghetto lady so she doesnt accept tithing because she says that God wouldnt rob her. which stinks because shes got a son and nephew that said theyd be baptized the week after her so there went our baptisms for this week and what we thought was for next week. so they didnt go to church, so we cant baptize them. but saturday night we were over at lucas bispos house, the miracle child last week, and his friends came over while we were teaching him, jackpot, so we invited them and his sisters to go to church. everybody did, and so we took 5 people that we can baptize this sunday to church. itll be tough though, its two sisters and three brothers from another family. but there young and there mom is not a member. haha after church, elder zioli said, who wants to be baptized?! and the three brothers all said me! me! me! baptize me! so of course when they got home they all said to there mom that there gonna get baptized next week. so she told us upfront yesterday that they already were baptized when they were babies, and plus, there just children, ( 10,10, and 11) and they have no sins so they dont need to be baptized. thats when me and elder zioli looked at each other and both realized shes not getting it. its really hard to teach people things when there just not getting it. its even harder when they think they are and there not. so its gonna be a tough one but were gonna head on over there tonight, with a member, and use the same techniques to baptize children we used for lucas, there friend. who has turned into the most solid convert in a week. when we took them to church, i walked by there pew before sacrament meeting was starting and he had his book of mormon and had the picture of moroni praying over the gold plates, and he was saying `` now this is moroni, he was a prophet here in the americas, and he hid these gold plates in the ground. and this prophet joseph smith found them and translated them.´´  moments like that when you get an immense amount of pride. saturday night he said a prayer, and his mom, whose not a member, almost started crying cause she said she never thought shed see her little ``street rat´´ saying such beautiful things to God. of course we advertized that it was because he was baptized, because it was!!! he used to be a ghetto little street rat, next week he´ll be passing the sacrament. :) were gonna baptize his older and little sister this sunday also. the younger for sure but the older, she knows its true, her problem is that her boyfriend hates mormons.

             a really cool thing happened this week also. that lady that couldnt give up coffee said she had a dream about me. so we passed by her house basically for a last chance thing to see if she had any potential at all left in her, then we were gonna cut her and she said she had a dream about me. she said she was carrying me around her neighborhood like a little baby, but that i was as i am now,  but she was carrying me around and she couldnt put me down because i was to sacred to touch the ground. so she could only carry me around her neughborhood but that my sacred body couldnt touch the ground. haha its funny cause normally im the one thats dreaming about my investigators or i wake up in the night and i lay there thinking about what they need next in there life, how im gonna help them things like that ya know, but this time she had a dream about me! YES!!! now im getting in there heads. and she said she hadnt drank coffee that whole day, so she was progressing a little! now that im in her head, im just gonna stay there, until i baptize her!
          the relief society told us two weeks ago that she asked to be realeased, and that she was gonna stop coming to church because people were talking bad about her as a leader. i know who to, its a family of idiots, but so each one of us bared our testimony  to her to stay. the others said things like after your released itll be easier, just still go to church after. i was last. the whole time i was thinking, `` what the?! what are you saying?!´´ so when it got to me i told her straight up, you were called of God for this position. if you give it up then you yourself are giving up. i told her about the line of priesthood that everyone is called for in there position. ya know, Jesus Christ Himself called president monson to be prophet, p monsoon, called the twelve because he recieved revelation from Jesus, then the twelve, called the seventy, and the seventy call stake presidents, then the stake presidents call bishops, and the bishops call relief society presidents. but it all begins with Jesus Christ, so nobody but Jesus the Christ called her to be relief society president and if she stopped shed be denying His authority. i talked of Jesus and His trials, how He never let down. she started crying, another tally to the woman that cry, man its been a while since i made a woman cry, then i remembered what sherman sowby told us at our last stake efy, that if we leave the church because of things people have said about us ``than thats just stupid!´´ haha so i said that if she leaves the church because of what these people are saying than thats just stupid! then i said if she leaves as relief society president, then thats even stupider because she has been called by Jesus Christ, and she has been entrusted by Him to help others. ya, i called a crying relief society president stupid, but as a representative of Christ. anyways she asked to continue on as relief society president, and is learning to carry on. everytime i see her she tells me thank you a million times for telling her shes stupid, her husband even thanked me for calling her stupid. i feel like im not showing how much she loves me now through this email and she must to because she said shes giving us a barbeque at her house this saturday, id say im fitting in pretty well here in arapongas.

           and one of the brazilian elders here made a street contact in portuguese sign language. elder da rita said he learned on the mission!! i was like what son!!!! he baptized some deaf teenager in Baurau when he served there and they taught the lessons in portuguese sign language!!! the kid taught them and everything. how crazy is that!!! talk about the gift of tongues huh??!!! it was in that moment he was talking with a deaf guy at the bus stop, in sign, that i realized missionaries freakin rock!!!! anyways, im gonna baptize 6 people this sunday, finish taking over this ladys mind, and i just might raise someone from the dead, but only if Jesus wants me to.
                - Elder Parker

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