17 email from Foz

i dont know exactly for mothers day, im pretty sure its next week or something or next month i dont know but if i stay here in this area we will skype because this lan house has skype but thats the week after transfers so i might be in anothr city so i dont know if i will be able to skype but im pretty sure yes because most lan houses have them. here. but i dont know ive never been to another city yet. anyways im 99 percent sure it will be skype.
yes my hair curls more in the humidity.
the last guy i let cut my hair was drunk and i have the pictures of the little shack he cut it in haha so my hair is terrible right now but hey, it was 5 reais haha
im so very proud of tyler haroldsen. hes becoming exactly the kind of man i had hoped for the rest of my friends. actually the same goes for nick pass, i didnt know him very well but i know his story and his dad would always tell stories from the mission about him that would almost bring me to tears. my heart aches for my brothers who will seek after the foolishness of this world, rather then serve there God.
i need some more giga bytes for my camera cause at six months out im going to send you another tape, and the memory chip so you can just download them all. it takes so long to send them via email.
ya i know that shirt was sick. an elder that already went home named elder thiago, james, drew that picture. his stories really cool. he was a tattoo artist but was baptized when he was 8 but never went to church after he was 10. then one day some missionaries came into his studio really upset because he was going to give a tattoo to a girl that was one of there investigators so she wouldnt be able to get baptized for some time after ya know, baptism rules. he said i dont care, this is my job i need money, then he said im a member of your church to i was baptized. then the missionaries got actually angry with him, started yelling at him saying youre a member and youd give another person a tattoo! anyways he was 20 and he said it made a big difference on him, returned to church, served a misson at 21 and actually was one of the best and respected missionaries in our mission. he was assistant to president and everything, just goes to show ANYONE CAN SERVE IF THEY HAVE A SINCERE DESIRE
things are going great, i dont know if i mentioned but i understand almost everything people say, im not fluent but in finding people to teach, and teaching them im fluent. im also fluent in baptisms. an ancient language passed down in my heritage from the great dan jones.
ya so we baptized this week also and if everthing goes right were going to baptize 4 next week. 2 for sure and if this fubeca couple would just go to paraguay and marry already so i can just drown them in the waters of baptism already. feels good to baptize though, you go one or two weeks without a baptism and then you really start questioning what youre doing. man this place has brainwashed me huh?
i love you all. i havent recieved the package yet because i wont get until our zone leaders leave in two weeks, so yes im probabaly going to recieve rotten jam. get the pictures out, yea funerals fine, just send pictures please thats all i need. beautiful beautiful woman, thats all i need! beautiful woman = baptisms. do the math. yes im sending kotys letter today. probably 3 weeks
com amor,
Elder Parker